Yeah whatever, I am a person who checks my stats and referrals and is not ashamed to admit it. That satisfying tingle when you get a spike in readers is pretty much my only reward for writing my balls off on this thing, so Ima be taking that shit without apologies and with gratitude.
So thanks for stopping by new friends, and thanks for the props Nice Deuce. Now I will instruct all five of my readers to go check her out. I mean, she’s been in my blogroll since I got one (and since I check my stats, I know people are using that thing), but here’s her very own post, because I believe in appreciation and reciprocation and ejaculation as long as it’s legit. And this shit be mad legit, yo.
Seriously though, I love her. I love her because of things like this:
I’m basically a “man” trapped in a woman’s body. What I mean is that, like a person with a penis, I act like a human being and expect other people to treat me like one even though I have a vagina. That doesn’t mean anyone ever meets my expectations, but I still have them.
Oh also, she tore Diablo Cody a new asshole (one she probably won’t be flaunting ’round the titty bars for “research”) and has a post on American Apparel titled I hate sweatshops. Now, which one of you wants to suck my dick?
Yeah. Told you. Go.
2 Comments
March 10. 2009 at 2:33 am
I check my stats, too. Like all day. That’s how I found your blog. People who say they don’t check their referrals are full of shit.
March 12. 2009 at 2:02 am
Her stuff is more delicious than a nashi pear on a hot day.