Ever. If you don’t laugh, you’re a communist:
Um…it says “safe for work,” but it also says “porn,” and unless you work in a really, really laid back office (like maybe a titty bar or a brothel, and why the fuck would you have a computer there?), I’d wait until you get home. There’s no nudity and it’s technically clean, but it’s guaranteed to inspire questions should someone look over your shoulder.
Seriously, click it though. This site will jizz magic dreams all over your face and you’ll wonder how you lived without it for so long. The internet brings out the genius in us all.
Some of my favorites below the fold (again, not entirely SFW):
I know, I know. But I’m a lover of comedy first and a feminist second.
..well, today I am.










7 Comments
March 13. 2009 at 5:02 am
Well call me a commie.
Not funny.
Pretty fucking gross actually.
March 13. 2009 at 9:44 am
I don’t see anything gross about awesome hats or girls enjoying a nice ice cream cone. Jeez, get your mind out of the gutter.
March 14. 2009 at 7:39 pm
What about women crying and looking distressed with men shoving their ’snakes’ in her face, or women looking incredibly sad while a man fucks her and drinks beer?
These images are not gross because it’s sex, it’s gross because it represents humiliation and degradation of women.
Porn is just not hilarious, it’s hurtful.
March 15. 2009 at 2:24 pm
Ok, you really don’t have to give me a feminist 101 explanation of why porn isn’t exactly liberation or explain that “it’s not gross because it’s sex; it’s gross because it’s degrading.” I’m not, like, new to this and I’m not going to pull out the ol’ “you just hate sex!” on you. Trust me, nobody here is going to accuse you of being “anti-sex” or claim that porn is empowering, funny, or even ok.
Here’s the thing. It’s not funny because it’s porn. It’s funny because of the insanely creative Microsoft Paint jobbers drawn over it. I found taking something really obscene and offensive, and turning it into something clean and completely different to be really, really clever and kind of hilarious.
In order to enjoy pop culture, we all have to turn off a filter of some kind: racism, sexism, heterosexism, sizeism, classism, ageism, etc. Some people do it when listening to decidedly misogynist music, like hip hop or hair metal. Some people do it while laughing at certain comedians. I do it to enjoy Rock of Love Bus and things like this, even though they DO offend my feminist sensibilities. The point is we all, at some point, tolerate offensive shit, and there’s always somebody around to tell us why that’s not ok – and I understand, because I often am that somebody.
Everybody’s threshold is different. I’m not defending this, or saying it’s feminist, or trying to convince you to like it – it made me laugh like a goddamn child, so I posted it because I thought it might make other people giggle too. It didn’t, and that’s fine.
In all seriousness, the only thing I’m really invested in convincing people is not offensive is abortion.
March 15. 2009 at 6:05 pm
Well get some abortion pics and daub paint on them, that might actually be amusing
Look, I laugh at highly inappropriate bad taste offensive jokes as well, but the yucky thing about this was not just the obvious distress on many of the women’s faces, it was the fact that these sorts of images are so mainstream and accepted that people (even feminists) can laugh at them (the one with the snakes in her face just made me cry).
Sure I’m a sooky la-la commie, and I don’t look at porn ever so I am not accustomed to seeing women look like that, it’s disturbing, I was expecting something funny.
June 18. 2009 at 10:15 pm
the fake snake thing looked like rape and that is when i lost my lulz.
August 16. 2009 at 1:14 pm
All right, fine. I give you permission to hate it.