Mad uncool, yo.
It’s tough man, because those fucking republicans are so chapping his ass about being Muslim (god forbid), and to win America, well, you kinda have to be all up in the god business. He’s just being a politician and giving the people what they want…
…but I’m Agnostic, and we’re also “the people,” so I’m allowed to hate it. It’s called “Separation of Church and State,” and it’s not fucking hard to understand. The government should not be giving religious organizations money. End of story. If anti choice dickholes are going to whine incessantly about their tax dollars funding “abortions” (which they don’t anyway – federal money can ONLY fund contraception and health services like Pap smears, not abortions), then I sure as fuck am going to bitch about mine going to churches and crisis pregnancy centers.
I swear to god, my ultimate fantasy is that a closeted Atheist gets elected and totally pulls a 180 once s/he takes office. “Guess what, bitches? I don’t believe in god. What are you going to do? Impeach me for not being Christian? Go fuck yourselves, America! Bwaahahahahahahahahaha!”
Holy balls. I’d have the best, messiest orgasm ever.
And yes, I’m still going to vote for him. And yes, I’m still not happy about it.
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March 28. 2009 at 10:44 pm
The need for important politicians (most notably the President) to be Christian is part of American political culture, and is unrelated to any institutional separation of Church and state. The people of Canada and Western Europe do not expect their Prime Ministers to be Christian – on the contrary in England, for example, it’s taboo to be religious if you’re the Prime Minister – but there is otherwise less separation of Church and state here.