Dude.
How can you not fucking love a city where you’re treated to the Piano Man’s classic rocktasticness blaring from the headphones of the thuggiest thug from thugtown on the A train? Nice du-rag, tough guy. Now put on “Uptown Girl” for me.
It gets even better when I inform you that his tune of choice was “Only the Good Die Young,” which, if you’re awesome, you know is a nice little ditty about trying to get a Catholic chick to give up the pussy.
They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it’s better but I say it ain’t
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the sinners are much more fun…
Ain’t that the truth.
I fucking love you Billy Joel, you cradle-robbing perv.
