Finally, some good fucking news. Hey, I’ll take what I can get.
Sorry ladies in Alabama and Mississippi (where you can buy a gun without a background check) – you’re still fucked…or not (har har!).
By the by, these sex toy bans are not antiquated laws left over from 1865 – all were enacted in the 1990s. For realsies. Laws in Louisiana, Kansas, Colorado and Georgia have apparently been overturned only just recently, though many of those states still “restrict” the sale of the dirty good stuff. Virginia continues to ban the selling of “obscene items,” which apparently doesn’t apply to sex toys (who decides?).
Holy fucking shit. I just realized that THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, IN 2008, AND WE’RE CELEBRATING THE LEGALIZATION OF MASTURBATION.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF?????!!!!!
Let’s all go have an orgy.
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