Mar 7, 2006 2:13 AM
Don’t think we’re not next, motherfuckers, because this shit is going to go to the Supreme Court, and it’s not going to be long before abortion is made illegal on a national level. Hell, we already make it next to impossible for anybody poor to get safe, healthy reproductive services, so who fucking cares if we x out the rest of the country? Fuck you, Poory McLowCLass! You didn’t know what was best for you anyway! Yeah so you got fucking raped and the cop you reported it to said you asked for it because you were wearing that sexy, calf-length skirt? Tough shit, slut! Now you have to find somebody to watch your six kids for three days and figure out a way to haul your ass across state lines because abortion is illegal in your Jesus-lovin’ state. Oh, and better make sure you husband doesn’t find out, or he’ll beat the shit out of you for being such a stupid slut. Hear the one about the girl whose boyfriend beat her stomach with a baseball bat to try to get to her to miscarry because she was underage and couldn’t get an abortion? Of course you didn’t, but it fucking happened. So anyway, you got fucking raped and now you have to take three days off work (which will result in you getting fired) and pay someone to watch your kids. Once you get to the clinic after having spent all day on a bus or in the bed of some dude’s pickup, the nurse will inform you that, no, you really HAVEN’T thought this over, and why don’t you watch a pro-life propaganda film to help you think about it? Of course, you’re still going to have the abortion because the doctor has told you that if you have one more baby, you’ll probably die (happens more than you think, assholes), but now, thanks to a bullshit law that some stupid white man who’s never had a pap smear before put into place, you have to legally sit around for 24 hours to “think about” what you’ve done, young lady! So you have to somehow pay for a hotel to kill time for your 24 hour waiting period (missing more work and spending more time away from your kids), and then go back to the clinic, and tell them that , yes, despite all their best efforts, you’re going to have the abortion. That will be 300 dollars, please! Oh, you can’t afford it? Tough shit!
I can’t wait until they take away our birth control and stop letting black people sit on busses and beat the hell out of homosexuals. Oh wait…they already do that last one.
I’m praying for you, South Dakota. You fucking need it.
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